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Dances With FemNazis

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If one had to have a Native American name (aside from "Halian, itself")... This might be his middle name, at least.

Mini-Story Time!

    After his third run-in with the Nemean Lion, Halian ended up in the middle of a group of silver covered girls wielding pointing many pointy implements at his person. He didn't react much beyond picking up his third nemean coat from the pile of golden dust, and raising a brow at the hostile looking troop. After the usual spiel with the whole "what are you doing here, male-noun?" that they are infamous for, he just held the coat up with a deadpan expression. After several more questions responded to with his usual smooth style of sarcastic common-sense answers, the non-deity portion of the Hunters proceeded to try and turn him into a pincushion with gusto.

    After a good five minutes of dancing around stray shots and splintering anything else with his oversized weaponry with the apparent ease of a flyswatter, the goddess finally called a cease fire much to the Hunters' irritation and Halian's continued amusement (blonde b*stard wouldn't quite whistling some jolly little tune the entire time). With a last baton-like twirl of the Shell of Armament, he planted the butt of his hammer in the dirt and kneeled-slash-saluted Artemis as one would generally expect to greet a deity of her status.

    It helped a little that he could respect her lifestyle a little better than his mothers', Momma's Boy aside.

    After several minutes of conversation- ridiculously long, all things considered- The Goddess of the Moon found herself willing to put up with his presence a bit more than most of the other male campers she'd been forced to interact with. The Hunters, on the other hand, were quite put out with the more-friendly-than-not interaction between their lady and the irritating "arrow-holder." Halian remained respectful and didn't even hold the hostile actions against them- although his smile came off a bit... Darkly. They'd likely have to watch their step around him when they visit camp, he hid his twitching eye well but didn't seem too... angry with their attack.

    Oddly, as soon as he set off to finish his current Quest, the entirety of the girl scout group planted their faces in the dirt as their shoes were abruptly tied together. Double knots. Artemis didn't see anything from the boy, so they blocked the memory out.

PJO © Rick Riordan
Halian © Me

Another Facet of Haldom
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SamHope18's avatar
...I know Hal is like a super-feminist and all, but it still feels weird seeing HIM bow to ANYONE...